There is no hawaiian shirt or anything even resembling hawaii ANYWHERE in this picture.
I can’t believe you were all fooled so easily.
HEY KIDDIES! WAKE UP! IT’S PERSONA 3 TIME!!!
And I forgot his S.E.E.S. band but whatever….
Look at his fucking legs
He doesn’t even fucking fit in the fucking kart I’m gonna D I E
how the fuck does link know how to drive tho…….
he went to hyrule’s driving school you fuckning
they should’ve just had link have an expression of primal terror and culture shock at all times
tenmyouji drives and there is literally a ten-minute fight over who gets the passenger seat, because dio wants it (of fucking course dio wants it), sigma called shotgun and therefore it’s HIS he CLAIMED IT you CAN’T HAVE IT DIO IT’S FUCKING MINE, and alice REFUSES to be crammed into either of the two backseats with any number of gross-ass boys
about ten minutes into this fight, clover FINALLY emerges from the front of the house after packing up her purse of makeup, sees that there’s no one in the front seat, squeals “SHOTGUN!!!!” and prances into the front seat. tenmyouji allows it. the fight proceeds for another five minutes and already this is getting good
alice refuses, REFUSES to be crammed in either of the seats with a bunch of gross-ass boys so she makes one of them The Girl Seat and makes phi and luna sit with her. and also quark. he won’t fit into the farthest back seat with k, sigma, and dio because of fucking k and his goddamn armor. luna ends up moving into the far back seat at the first rest stop though because sigma and dio keep fucking punching each other and no one else will even TRY to deal with them, they just do not care. tenmyouji screams on a single occasion “I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!!” and phi goes “no you won’t, let’s be real here” “nnnnnnnnah”
alice very quickly regrets letting quark in her seat though because small children need CONSTANT ENTERTAINMENT and he is CONSTANTLY DEMANDING she and phi play i spy games with him and other ridiculous road trip games and she’s like I AM TRYING!!! TO HAVE A CONVERSATION!!!!!!
and then he starts fucking singing and naturally tenmyouji joins right in, and luna (who keeps shifting into the front seat again to play games with quark when it looks like alice is about to lose her temper, or else play them in the back seat while physically pushing dio’s fist away from sigma’s face) does too, and clover thinks YES THIS IS CUTE AND FUN and joins along, and k the literal fucking manchild sings too, and there’s just the five of them yelling SEVENTY-NINE BOTTLES OF ROOT BEER ON THE WALL, SEVENTY-NINE BOTTLES OF ROOT BEEEEEEEER while phi sinks backwards in her seat and dio tries to pick a fight with sigma and sigma tries VERY HARD to restrain himself and alice just kind of. slumps. covers her ears with her hands. dies a little inside with each and every bottle of root beer.
eventually quark DOES fall asleep (they’re down to nine bottles of root beer (k finishes the whole thing with luna and no one else)), and after a few moments of silent celebration, so does alice. phi has had the headphones to her ipod in for the past hour and has been gazing out the window anyway. dio and sigma have, in the meantime, stopped trying to fucking destroy each other, so luna gets to move up with phi and alice again. k plays angry birds on his phone for hoursssss. tenmyouji and clover chat. for a while, everything is peaceful.
then clover passes back the snacks and dio screams “HEY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THAT PIECE OF POPCORN WAS FUCKING MINE" and punches sigma in the face and wakes everyone up and we are back to square fucking one
looking at the ze wiki tbh and junpei looks so much better wearing just that junpei why do you wear that gross blue puffer vest
also snake peering in hehe